<SteveB> did you ever hear of this thing...called "school"
<SteveB> you know, how it takes up your time and stuff..
<linolium> yeah... that's one thing
<linolium> :S
<linolium> but... at least i dont have a social life to stand in my way!

‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick

mistercow43: but I thought I'd tell you how insane I am
mistercow43: i find a hot dog in the fridge
mistercow43: I think
mistercow43: "ok, I'll have a cheese dog"
mistercow43: I look
mistercow43: no cheese, except parmesan
mistercow43: no hotdog buns
mistercow43: in fact
mistercow43: no bread except for pita and tortilla
mistercow43: so naturally
mistercow43: I fried an egg
mistercow43: put it on the hot dog
mistercow43: put some italian pasta sauce on it
mistercow43: and some parmesan cheese
mistercow43: and nuked it for 30 seconds
Narso310: LOL
Narso310: was it good?
mistercow43: yes
mistercow43: yes it was

<ExZippo> I need some more terror
<ExZippo> I'm forgetting
<ExZippo> NEVAR FORGET

<rhyno> okay
<rhyno> I must be losing my mind
<rhyno> I just walked to the PJ station
<rhyno> because I can't find my car keys
<rhyno> and they were right fucking here an hour ago
<DaemonX> pj station?
<rhyno> yeah
<rhyno> gas station
<rhyno> but the thing was
<rhyno> I was going there to get gas
<DaemonX> without your car?
<rhyno> and I couldn't find my keys
<rhyno> so I just thought "I'll walk"
<rhyno> go all the way up there.. and I'm like "wtf was I going here for.."
<rhyno> "OH YEAH! DUMBASS!"
<rhyno> then walked back
<DaemonX> ... i can't even comment on that

<Duzzy> today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a chick came up to me.. kissed me, squeezed my balls, gave me a note and the she ran of.. and i was like wtf?!? when I got my mind gathered I looked at the note and there was a phone number.. I should send an sms to it, and that was when I realized the bitch had stolen my cellphone =(

<euro-au> one of the vax's at work is on the filthiest (size wise) pair of ups's I've ever seen.
<euro-au> small microvax
<euro-au> runs some chem analysis and machine control software and isn't admined
<euro-au> scares me
<euro-au> they like pointing to the fact that it's not been rebooted since 1996, but also dislike being reminded that noone knows the sys passwd.

<GLC> I saw this banner... with a chick saying "do you want to meet me?"
<GLC> and there was a "yes" button and a "no" button
<GLC> I clicked "no"
<GLC> and it took me to an IQ test website
<GLC> wtf

(Nick): Remember that one time, when Razer put his name as `, and I didn't know it was him? lol
(Razer): Nick
(Razer): That was yesterday..
(Syntax[Sleep]{BTW_usuq}): Hahahaha
(Nick): ummm..
(Nick): <_<
(Nick): >_>
(Deranged): Stop smoking crack

<JustinCredible> so I was catching for my brother today when he was warming up for baseball practice and he hits me in the head with a baseball and my eyes start watering
<JustinCredible> my dad tells me to stop bein a pussy and I just stare right back at him and say "you are what you eat"
<JustinCredible> so now I'm fuckin grounded...
<JustinCredible> I just can't win

<@jordan> fuckin' people trying to hide running bnc or whatever
<@jordan> dude had it named 'scandisk'
<@jordan> in $HOME/.b
Comment: #metawire / irc.metawire.org / <3 open hosting

<Kenji> why doesnt this shirt work for me
<Kenji> [04:35:37:AM] -> Server: privmsg lux :
DCC SEND "v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v " 2130706433 3358

<Kenji> then nothing happens
<Kenji> or not
<rhoppenrath> shirt?
<rhoppenrath> it doesn't go with the pants

<@Dessimat0r> OSX IS THE FUNGUS INFESTED SKIN ON THE ROTTING SKELETON THAT IS BSD
<@rolloffle> Dessimat0r: skeletons don't have skin
Comment: gnaa rules

<mfs9> and there is a mosquito flying in my area
<mfs9> I must kill it!!!
<claudio> /kill mosquito gtfo bug
Comment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net

<Rucas> basically someone started DOSing q-cat.com so i edited the DNS to go
to nsa.gov
<Pi> Rucas: dns takes up to an hour to 24 to propagate
Comment: Evolnet, #gnaa

<+Neo> does anyone know where on IRC arch0wl hangs out?
<+rhoppenrath> irc.goat.cx
<@Turboneko> #assfingerers
<+rhoppenrath> ZING!
<+Neo> rofl

<spook> i failed at sleeping yesterday :(
<Madman> heh
<spook> stupid bastards with hammers right below me...  they will PAY for their insolence
<Madman> I'm sure you can think up a suitable punishment
<arch> i am guessing he will punish them by cowering in front of his computer on irc
<spook> damn.  he figured me out

<t-f-i> that's my pic..
<T|gz> damn your skinny
<t-f-i> yeah, i call it the IRC diet, eat snack food all day, never eating a big meal, and masturbate... a lot...

<@Jedi> <@TheZEEness> SHIT ON AN OVEN
<@Jedi> i wonder what kind of amazing stench you could make shitting in an oven and then cranking it up to 450
<@TheZEEness> I wonder if at a certain tempurature, shit starts smelling like flowers
<@Jedi> fly me to your house, i'll shit in your oven...
<@TheZEEness> That sounds like a horrible cover of that Sinatra song
<@TheZEEness> FFLLLLYYYYY me to your house, so I maaayyy shit upon your oven

<NeoHentaiMaster> yes, it is well known the riskes of opening a new server window, its just not worth it

<mercury> emacs sucks, literally, not an insult, just a comment that its large enough to have a noticeable gravitational pull...
Comment: #debian-devel

<Stryker> Seriously. I've had no money since buying an Xbox.
<Stryker> Fortunately, I can use it as a bed.
Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net

<JudeTepes> The gay test timed out while calculating my percentage.... I hope that's nothign bad.
Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net

* Masked_ninja sneaks up behinde Guest85523 and shuves the sword thro its neck and goes back to hiding
* Masked_ninja ruds behinde DameDesu and jumps on his head andtwists his head in a 180 dregge angle and jumps off
<Masked_ninja> runs*
<Mayseth> Oh please.
<Mayseth> Don't start correcting spelling errors now

<sellfone> FUCK U TV
<sellfone> im sitting here
<sellfone> eating steak
<sellfone> with A1 all over it
<sellfone> and they fucking show a tampon commercial